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Swift Game

I see you crackers are all caught up in game sites where other honkies tell you about how to get hoes. It seems to really generate traffic. Some of these gamers have written books and made straight bank on selling their game techniques. Well, I am all about making straight bank, so I am about to drop some game knowledge on you fools from my perspective.

First, let me inform you, I haven’t scientifically, or systematically proven any of the game principals I am about to present. I am pretty sure that game originated somewhere besides the popular game blogs that all you ofays are reading. Like those cracker gamers, my principals were learned from others who have spent decades tightening their game. While there were many influences on my game, I learned the most from Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.

Since this is my take on game, the basic concepts may be different from what you’ve already learned in other places. This post will serve to give a foundation for an alternative to the game you have been taught elsewhere. For each of these basic concepts, I will cite the words of my mentor to show my work so to speak.

To begin to have tight game, you have to understand the very simple core concept of my game. While this concept is simple, it is difficult to implement because it is a harsh truth. People have a hard time dealing with harsh truths. That core concept is: Bitches ain’t shit. To begin to understand this concept, here is a video example:[Not Safe For Whitey]

All other game flows from this singular principal. Once it is mastered, if any questions arise about the application of game, all one must do is refer to the source. Since bitches ain’t shit, all interactions with bitches must be viewed through this prism.

The concept of bitches ain’t ain’t shit in action is to findum fuckum and flee as illustrated by NWA: [NSFW]

So, know that you have learned the core principal of my style of game: bitches ain’t shit, and seen it in action, let me leave you with an example of a player who has mastered this style of game: [NSFW]

That concludes today’s lesson in game. If you want more, the next segment will cost you twenty dollars. If you want a week of lessons, that’ll be one hundred dollars. Prices doubled for honkies.

(H/T Simon Rierdon)

 
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Posted by on November 17, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Too Little Too Late?

I was reluctant to weigh in on the debate between Men’s Rights Activists and PUA/Gamers mostly because I think both sides have pros and cons, and I think arguing about it is a waste of time. Having read the posts of Paul Elam and Frost, I have come to this unassailable conclusion: both sides have pros and cons, and arguing about it is a waste of time.

 
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Posted by on November 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Cracker Game

Since I have been doing this whole blogging thing, I have been reading a bunch of honkey blogs. One common topic on honkey blogs that I find interesting is this study of “game”. They got all these honkies out there trying to study the “art” of getting laid. And just like a cracker will, they make this shit way more complicated than it should be.

These honkies talk about “frame,” “alpha,” negs,” and whatnot. I think they could learn a lot from a true pimp. I know pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it ain’t a fucking science either.

The first thing you gotta remember when dealing with hos is that they are hos. If you gonna try to be a pimp, you gotta be a pimp. If you walk up to a ho with some jive ass pick up line and she starts tripping, you gotta use your pimp powers to get her mind right. For example:

Me: Do you like horses?

Ho: What that got to do with anything?

Me: *PIMPSLAP* Bitch, lets go fuck!

Ho: Oh! Yes! Oh God!!!

Now, if you ain’t the violent type, there are smoother ways to get a ho in the sack. We all know that every women wants a man to come along and put a big ass rock in her hand. Most of them are thinking diamonds, but they will settle for a crack rock. Walk up, and show that ho the dope. She’ll be gargling your balls in no time.

Of course, not everybody has a strong pimphand, and some people flinch at using drugs for leverage. There is a third way. On the first of the coming month, when your welfare and SSI checks come in, bring them to the bank, cash them in one one hundred dollar bill, and the rest ones. You’ll have a large pile of cash. Roll that up with the hundred on the outside, and wrap a rubber band around it. Bitches, especially strippers, love big rolls of cash. Go to the local exposed breast establishment, take about fifty ones out of your roll, and make it rain on the main stage. The rest of the night, tip from your big ass roll, and them hos will be all over your cock by the end of the night.

I know, you just blew all your money for the month, but who cares. You were just going to blow it on forties of eightball and weed anyway.

 
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Posted by on October 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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