Since today is Thanksgiving, I figured I would share a list of things I am thankful for:
- I am thankful that I can say nigger, but honkies can’t
- I am thankful for the first of the month
- I am thankful that contrary to popular belief pimpin’ is easy
- I am thankful that bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks
- I am thankful for my strong pimp-hand
- I am thankful that white people are such cowards that they won’t call a spade a spade
That’s just a list of small things for which I am thankful. The thing that I am most thankful for is that you stupid crackers brought my ancestors here to scam the shit out of your dumb asses! If you are bored on Thanksgiving, and looking for something to do, leave your list of things you are thankful for in the comments.
Happy Thanksgiving, and thanks to all of you who have been partaking in my version of the truth.