Lately, I’ve been getting some hate mail claiming that I am an ignorant racist. Some of my more sensitive readers say that I insult crackers too much, and that I shouldn’t be so hostile. I tried explaining to them that I cannot be racist because I am black. I try to explain to them only non-blacks can be racist, but those bitches don’t listen. Probably a bunch of honkies anyway.
Well, even though I am not racist, I am going to offer an olive branch to the honkies just to show my good will. I have decided to hire a token cracker to balance things out around here. Since this is my blog, I told him he couldn’t blog under his own name, and I gave him a name that I like better. His screen name will be Honkey McCrackerson. At least he didn’t make me whoop him in front of all the other crackers when I gave it to him.
So Honkey will be writing some of his own posts around here. We may even write a few collaborative posts. Keep checking back, or subscribe, or follow me on Twitter because Honkey will be writing an introductory post soon. Stay black, my niggers.