Irrefutable Proof Conservatives Are Racists

24 Oct

Yeah, I know what you all are thinking. You already know that Conservatives are racists, and you don’t need any evidence to back that up. You all have your own reasons for your belief that Conservatives are racists from policy positions, to that one time when you were a kid and some Conservative repossessed your auntie’s car. I get it. However, I am about to provide you rock solid proof that no one can dispute, and it will be able to shut down any argument to the contrary.

What is this shocking, iron clad proof of Conservative racism, you ask? Is it that Mitt Romney’s fishing camp is known to locals as Niggerlegs? No. Is it that Rick Perry keeps a black man in the cargo hold of his private plane to keep all his shoes appropriately shined. No. Could it be that Ron Paul is known throughout the ghettos of Texas as “James the Nigger Hating Doctor?” No, that’s not it either.

While I wouldn’t be surprised if any of the above were true, I have no proof of those things as of yet, but I am working on it. No, this evidence would trump all those things even if we could prove beyond all doubt that they were true (though I am not saying they are not). The evidence is this:

Herman Cain

That’s right, the token negro in the Republican presidential primary is the foremost evidence to prove the argument that Conservatives are racists. Racists would claim that the participation of Cain in the GOP primary, and his position at the top of the polls proves that Conservatives are not racists. I believe that Cain proves that racism is the foremost motivation of Conservatives, not a minority belief held by some fringe elements hiding amongst Conservatives.

Herman Cain is the B-2 Stealth Bomber of the Amerikkkan Conservative. Herman Cain can lob long distance racism bombs at black people that would cause the political death of the average Conservative. Herman Cain strafes black people with racism and Conservatives lap it up. He was brought in to the primary to make racist statements and it’s this racism that motivates “the base”. It’s his racism resonating with the average Conservative voter’s racism that has catapulted him to the top of the polls.

There are other racists that would claim that the GOP does not represent Conservatives. Those racists believe that Herman Cain is not a Conservative, and doesn’t speak for Conservatives. Those Conservatives are racists too because they refuse to support a black man.


Posted by on October 24, 2011 in Uncategorized


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2 responses to “Irrefutable Proof Conservatives Are Racists

  1. FLPatriot

    October 24, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    This is all I have to say about that:

  2. revdrswift

    October 24, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Why does Mr. Rachel hate black people so much?


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