Black Churches Keeping It Real

19 Oct

If you can’t read the sign, click the photo before reading on. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Black churches are keeping it real. They are a bastion of blackness and our culture. You go into them cracker churches and all those honkies are all quiet and reserved. Barely making a sound. You go into a black church and you’ll hear choruses of “preach, nigger, preach.” You’ll see large black women in larger hats passing out in the aisles overcome with the Holy Spirit. That’s what worshipping the Lord is all about.

The above sign doesn’t just contain a thought for the faithful. It doesn’t just contain a statement designed to get non believers interested. It doesn’t just contain a statement for how holy they art. It also contains a message for whitey.

That sign is telling whitey in no uncertain terms that the black man will not be brow beaten into assimilating white culture. It tells them we will not be a part of a lifestyle that was forced upon us by bondage, and slavery. It says black folk don’t buy into their quiet churches, appropriate spelling or proper diction.

The slogan “Christ is our stirring [sic] wheel…” is a big black middle finger to white Amerikkka. It says fuck you and your spelling.


Posted by on October 19, 2011 in Uncategorized


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8 responses to “Black Churches Keeping It Real

  1. mindweapon

    October 23, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Ooh, I really feel hurt that you ignore our white conventions of spelling.

    I would feel even worse if you gave up evil white medicine, evil white hygiene, and evil white food and textiles.

    Keep it real, yo!

  2. revdrswift

    October 23, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Good, then the black infant mortality rate, and dreadlocks should be like a stake through your cracker-ass heart!

  3. mindweapon

    October 23, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    And you call yourself a Doctor? What affirmative action medical school did you go to where you learned there was an organ called an ass-heart?

  4. revdrswift

    October 24, 2011 at 1:35 am

    It was the same school that taught you that you could bust a cap in someone’s ass with your mind.

  5. the dude

    October 24, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    Explains why blacks leave church for Islam

  6. YT

    October 25, 2011 at 5:30 am

    Jebus is the 24″ spinning rim, not the ’83 Nova its mounted on.

  7. panjoomby

    November 3, 2011 at 3:12 am

    clearly, the sign has been rewritten from its original, “yo, christ be all up in our stirring wheel – he ain’t be-eth no spare tire.” verily, he may even be like unto a ‘grill’ upon a mighty deuce & a quarter.


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